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that face when HR schedules a 'quick chat' on a Friday

domingo à noite chegando às 18h tipo anúncio impossível de pular

telling myself 'just one more episode' at 2am like an absolute menace

explaining to my mom why I'm still single at brunch

minha conta depois de um 'mimo' todo dia essa semana

me pretending I didn't see the 'typing...' bubble disappear

when the 'quick sync' that could've been an email kills my whole flow, no cap

quando a 'reunião rápida' vira 45 minutos e você já tá cooked

that face when HR schedules a 'quick chat' on a Friday

domingo à noite chegando às 18h tipo anúncio impossível de pular

telling myself 'just one more episode' at 2am like an absolute menace

explaining to my mom why I'm still single at brunch

minha conta depois de um 'mimo' todo dia essa semana

me pretending I didn't see the 'typing...' bubble disappear

when the 'quick sync' that could've been an email kills my whole flow, no cap

quando a 'reunião rápida' vira 45 minutos e você já tá cooked

sendo delulu sobre quem te deixou no vácuo por uma semana

alguém anuncia detox das redes e posta de novo em 4 minutos

hot take: your situationship isn't complicated, you're just delulu

thread: signs your talking stage is actually a group project with no leader

tech bro descobre touch grass e reinventa a natureza

tech bro discovers touching grass and acts like he invented the outdoors

live-tweeting getting curved in real time, no notes

opinião quente: abacaxi na pizza é elite, ratio vindo

sendo delulu sobre quem te deixou no vácuo por uma semana

alguém anuncia detox das redes e posta de novo em 4 minutos

hot take: your situationship isn't complicated, you're just delulu

thread: signs your talking stage is actually a group project with no leader

tech bro descobre touch grass e reinventa a natureza

tech bro discovers touching grass and acts like he invented the outdoors

live-tweeting getting curved in real time, no notes

opinião quente: abacaxi na pizza é elite, ratio vindo

humble-bragging about waking at 4am to grind, it's giving burnout era

turning getting laid off into a 'growth opportunity' with 30 hashtags

CEO posting about vulnerability after laying off half the company

recruiter calling unpaid overtime 'passion for the mission'

humble-brag de acordar às 4h, peak era burnout

thought leader discovers boundaries and makes it a 14-slide carousel

humble brag about waking at 4am while clearly unhinged

founder agradecendo o time por trabalhar no fim de semana (sem pagar)

humble-bragging about waking at 4am to grind, it's giving burnout era

turning getting laid off into a 'growth opportunity' with 30 hashtags

CEO posting about vulnerability after laying off half the company

recruiter calling unpaid overtime 'passion for the mission'

humble-brag de acordar às 4h, peak era burnout

thought leader discovers boundaries and makes it a 14-slide carousel

humble brag about waking at 4am while clearly unhinged

founder agradecendo o time por trabalhar no fim de semana (sem pagar)

AITA for eating my flatmate's clearly labeled Tesco meal deal

TIFU by hitting reply-all to the entire company with a cursed meme

AITA for unmatching someone who said 'wyd' at 2am for the 9th time

compliance malicioso: chefe quer micromanager meu almoço

opinião impopular: open office é psyop contra produtividade

TIFU by liking a 2019 photo while stalking at 3am

AITA por comer o marmita etiquetada da geladeira compartilhada

TIFU: respondi todos da empresa com um meme cursed

AITA for eating my flatmate's clearly labeled Tesco meal deal

TIFU by hitting reply-all to the entire company with a cursed meme

AITA for unmatching someone who said 'wyd' at 2am for the 9th time

compliance malicioso: chefe quer micromanager meu almoço

opinião impopular: open office é psyop contra produtividade

TIFU by liking a 2019 photo while stalking at 3am

AITA por comer o marmita etiquetada da geladeira compartilhada

TIFU: respondi todos da empresa com um meme cursed

joga o insta do crush no chat geral e finge que foi sem querer (não foi)

mods dropping yet another server rule that absolutely nobody will read

amigo que diz 'não manda double text' e te manda um textão de 47 mensagens de ansiedade

alguém manda pensamento de banho às 3h no void

mods soltam regra nova que ninguém vai ler

voice call morre quando alguém pergunta 'vocês já ficaram ou não ficaram'

roast night do server: galera rankeia suas red flags tipo fantasy football

o squad discutindo comida por 3 horas às 2 da manhã

joga o insta do crush no chat geral e finge que foi sem querer (não foi)

mods dropping yet another server rule that absolutely nobody will read

amigo que diz 'não manda double text' e te manda um textão de 47 mensagens de ansiedade

alguém manda pensamento de banho às 3h no void

mods soltam regra nova que ninguém vai ler

voice call morre quando alguém pergunta 'vocês já ficaram ou não ficaram'

roast night do server: galera rankeia suas red flags tipo fantasy football

o squad discutindo comida por 3 horas às 2 da manhã

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Hinge Wrapped: vezes que falei 'beige flag' vs vezes que eu era a beige flag

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the brutal stats of being a junior dev who googles literally everything

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a startup's chaotic year in review, wrapped style

my year of doomscrolling and binge habits as a streaming report

a startup's chaotic year in review, wrapped style

a startup's chaotic year in review, wrapped style

a founder's brutally honest annual reality report

my year of doomscrolling and binge habits as a streaming report

my crypto portfolio performance this year as a market terminal

a startup's chaotic year in review, wrapped style

my year of doomscrolling and binge habits as a streaming report

a startup's chaotic year in review, wrapped style