Лента

मेरी चाय की टपरी पे! - India got latent

pretending to be normal after stalking their profile and liking a photo from 2019

India Wins FIFA — Nation Has Stopped

that face when HR schedules a 'quick chat' at 4:58pm on Friday

Replying 'k' to Mom Is Now Illegal

confession: I've been pretending to understand crypto for two whole years

Free WiFi for Every Citizen

TikTok / Reels

explaining to my mom why I'm still single at brunch

petty revenge on the neighbour who keeps nicking my parking spot

Ministers Must Have Degrees Now

Joe Biden elected president of the United States

Banana is a fruit, but Ch***ya Banana is an art!

Instagram Story

WhatsApp Status

when the 'quick sync' that could've been an email kills my whole flow, no cap

me pretending I didn't see the 'typing...' bubble disappear

Hi, I’m Keanu Reeves, AMA

when you said 'just friends' but your camera roll disagrees

tech bro discovers touching grass and acts like he invented the outdoors

posting a thirst trap with a caption about healing, we all see through it

Trudeau - ''I want to speak first directly to the American people, your governme

hot take: your situationship isn't complicated, you're just delulu

a hot take that pineapple on pizza is elite, fully ready to get ratio'd

Kim Kardashian endorses Nazi Elon Musk’s cybertruck, making it clear Kanye’s Naz

someone announcing a social media detox then posting again 4 minutes later

Fake Tweet

posting thirst traps with captions about self love, we see you

live-tweeting getting curved in real time, no notes

Viral Hot Take

live-tweeting getting curved in real time, absolutely no notes

Dark Mode Hot Take

your coffee order says everything about your red flags, a viral thread

thread: ranking every 'wyd' text you've ever received at 2am

thread: signs your talking stage is actually a group project with no leader

hot take: your situationship isn't complicated, you're just delulu with options

LinkedIn Humble Brag

thought leader discovers boundaries and makes it a 14-slide carousel

humble brag about waking at 4am while clearly unhinged

guy proudly introducing his dog as his 'Chief Happiness Officer'

humble-bragging about waking at 4am to grind, it's giving burnout era

recruiter calling unpaid overtime 'passion for the mission'

recruiter explaining how unpaid internships 'build character', so generous

CEO posting a crying selfie about layoffs, peak main character energy

LinkedIn Wrapped

turning getting laid off into a 'growth opportunity' with 30 hashtags

founder thanking the team for grinding all weekend (unpaid, very inspiring)

thought leader sharing life-changing wisdom he got from his Uber driver

comparing running a startup to a marathon for the 400th time this quarter

Fake LinkedIn

CEO posting about vulnerability after laying off half the company

AITA for eating my flatmate's clearly labeled Tesco meal deal

AITA for ghosting the group chat that only plans trips that never happen

malicious compliance: my boss tried to micromanage my lunch break

Reddit User Analytics

unpopular opinion: open-plan offices are a psyop against getting anything done

AITA for unmatching someone who said 'wyd' at 2am for the 9th time

unpopular opinion: 'we should talk' is scarier than any horror movie

dropping your crush's Instagram in general chat then claiming it was an accident

the squad arguing for 3 hours about where to order food at 2am

2am Discord Chaos

the friend who says 'don't double text' then sends you a 47-message anxiety essay

server roast night where everyone ranks your red flags like fantasy football

someone launching an unhinged 3am shower thought straight into the void

Fake Discord

the whole server roasting a typo in the official announcement

someone announcing they're 'locking in' for finals then sending 40 memes

Kamala Harris describing exactly what would happen to the economy if Donald Trum

full gamer rage meltdown after losing ranked to a 12 year old

mods dropping yet another server rule that absolutely nobody will read

chaotic debate about whether cereal is technically soup, server divided

voice chat goes dead silent the second someone asks 'so did you hook up yet'

friends hyping each other up over the tiniest possible win, real ones

iMessage Chat

Tim Walz - ”If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for eve

WhatsApp Chat

Instagram DM

Telegram Chat

Messenger Chat

Slack Thread

Situationship Wrapped

Reality Check Engine

FIFA Final — Let's Bet

a Spotify-Wrapped-style recap of my deeply embarrassing screen time

Shark Tank Pitch — Chai Brand

Parallel Universe You

Spotify-wrapped audit of my dating app delusion and left-on-read stats

Startup Wrapped

Alternate Reality Generator

Parallel Universe Dashboard

Founder Wrapped 2026

annual report on situationships that peaked at 'lol' and flatlined at 'seen'

Chauvin found guilty of murder, manslaughter in George Floyd's death

Character Universe

Justice for the Public

IPL Fan Roast

the brutal stats of being a junior dev who googles literally everything

The Senate. Upvote this so that people see it when they Google "The Senate".

where my paycheck actually goes: rent, oat lattes, and pure regret

a startup's chaotic year in review, wrapped style

my crypto portfolio performance this year as a market terminal

a founder's brutally honest annual reality report

my year of doomscrolling and binge habits as a streaming report

the year everyone pretended to understand AI, report card style

a slice of pizza throwing up the deuces and winking

a pile of laundry pretending to be a monster

a smartphone in full panic mode at 1% battery

Investor Ghosted Me

a houseplant silently judging your life choices

AI Goblin

AI Goblin — code sneeze

Deploying On Friday

Startup Cat — burning cash

Rizz Fox

Sticker sample

Corporate Hamster

Meeting Could Have Been Email

a wifi router crying because the connection dropped

Doomscroll Panda

a melting ice cream cone having an existential crisis

a grumpy alarm clock screaming at 6am

My Last Brain Cell

Startup Cat